::..sAYinG It oUT LOuD..::

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Help me differentiate Executive In Charge of Finance from Finance Executive. 

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To compensate for the lack of updates, I've decided to bunch together random stuff into one entry. Easier a bit my life. Haha.

I nearly gave someone the finger in public today. But due to my magnificent will power, I managed to restrain myself from doing it. I'm normally not that rude but the temptation was far too much. 

Oh yeah, next time you wanna spy on MY sister please stand at a discreet place where I nor my mother can see you. 

"Ini kalau die undergo spy training, mesti dapat F----- punye!"

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Today, my sister introduced me to a nasi lemak stall where the specialty is their ayam berempah.

She swore that it is uber good.

So, after tasting it (Should my PR career goes down the drain, I will always have food tester as an option..) I have decidedly ranked it to number three in my list of super-delicious-nasi-lemak-you-must-eat-before-you-die after the Jalan Telawi Nasi Lemak Famous and Sg Buloh's Nasi Lemak (the stall next to Dunkin' Donuts)

P/S : My mum's nasi lemak is not on the list because my mum's one, nobody can lawan please.

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I swear if one more person comes up to me and gushes about how great Hey There Delilah is, I'll scream!

Like, HELLOOOOO! I told you people about the song last year and EVERYSINGLEONE of them refused to listen to it. And now, once they released it in Malaysia, everyone's "OMG! Plain White T's awesome!"...Pfftttttttt!

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Me : Eh, Summit got Johnny's?
Papa : Where?
Me : There!! Top floor..
Papa : Oh, you know I've always heard people saying Johnny's, Johnny's..Tapi tak pernah jumpe pun. Later can go eat there.
Me : (Although I don't hate the "sweat" face people do on their blogs but I refuse to do it on mine, BUT I did do it for my dad's benefit) You wanna go so far for what? Ipoh got Johnny's. In JJ.

Sometimes I feel like my dad duduk Ipoh, tapi macam tak duduk Ipoh. Faham tak?!

Papa : When I retire later, I wanna open up a petrol station.
Mama : This morning you said you wanted to open up a carwash?!
Papa : Okay, I'll open up a petrol station, next to it got la the carwash and then got workshop.
Me : Wafi(my brother) can work there..
Papa : Yeah. Then, you can do all the PR stuff.
Me : Oh wow, writing newsletters and news releases for a petrol station. How fun.
Papa :...Kak Long can become the in house engineer. Mama can sell chicken rice in front of the station.
Mama : Eh hello. No way okay.I'll be driving my BMW all over Ipoh by that time. Not gonna do any work..
Papa : Yeah la, you sell chicken rice in the morning then at night, after working hours, we go jalan - jalan in your BMW. Or you can prepare nasi ayam bungkus and then can open one small stand and sell there. I jaga register je.
Mama : I thought you said you wanna become a security guard also?
Papa : Yeah, at night jadi security guard pulak...

My dad uber ambitious kan?!

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I found this, Histrionic Personality Disorder, on Facebook.

Histrionic Personality Disorder is when you need attention! You behave inappropriately provocatively and seductively towards others in order to draw attention to yourself. Your theatrical language makes everything sound a bazillion times more exciting than it really is.

WEIIIIIIIII! I know someone who fits the bill right down to the C in Histrionic!

Haha. Don't deny la woman! You know you're obscenely dramatic!

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Jude Julian Gomez, YOU have the fourth (after my three nephews, of course) cutestsweetestadorablest nephew in the world!

Dude, twenty years from now, if he's still single, call me please. Wanna jodohkan him with my niece. 

Pinkypromiseplease!

Okay, off to Skype - ing and helping the sister test her new webcam.

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Has anyone ever seen or heard of a Honda Vamos?!

Haven't?

Okay, I feel kinda obliged to describe it to you.

Now, close your eyes and imagine a fridge with four wheels.

"What in the world is that?"
"It looks like a fridge..Wait, the back kinda looks like a Transformer..OMG! It's by Honda!"
"Maybe it'll turn into a Transformer later.What's the name?"
"Vamos.."
"Bagus sangat la tu. Vamos! Vamos! *shooing the car*"

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FYI people, take note that since underscores fail in some ISPs, Tabs admin had changed the underscores into hyphens. So, my subdomain will now be sacred-raven which is looks fabulously ugly and sounds perfectly horrid...I prefer the old one. Oh well, I'll live but please, do whatever amendments you need do to your links.

Okay, so tomorrow is the start of my finals. Excuse me while I go puke.

It's not that I am worried but I am extremely worried. I was never this worked up about exams during my foundation year but this sem is different. Totally different. Even when I first stepped into undergrad year, it felt different. Like, the atmosphere(less stress and pressure then), the people (SO much more carefree back then), the classes(lecturers were kinda laid back a bit) had changed... 

Plus, what GV had been pressing on us for the last 14 weeks are realllllyy getting to me especially the, "if your CGPA is not good this sem, it'll be hard for you to pull it up.." part.

You know, I was kinda aiming for the Dean's List and I thought if I happen to magically get myself into the President's List, AWESOME then.

But now, I don't even feel like I am gonna be anywhere near the Dean's List benchmark.

Excuse me, again, while I go puke, again. 

P/S : ...Yes, yes, to some of my former classmates, I know, I know, weird seeing me so worked up about exams. Stop pointing that out already. Haha. 

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"CT, I have a lot of Malay guy friends. You want ah?!"

"For what?"

I wanted to smack Mun Kit after he asked me the question but he was driving and I value my life. Besides it wasn't fair to jeopardise Momo's and Chun Wai's lives too..

Two papers down! Three more to go!

After Tuesday, I can breathe easy. And then by next next Monday IWILLBEFREE!

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I have came to the conclusion that the guys in my class are a bunch of retards you just can't find anywhere.

Yvonne : What's with the sunnies? The sun's not shining in this building ya know..
Kyle : But I am..

Me : Why'd you shave off your hair?
Kyle : Because for twenty one years I have always thought of my hair as my greatest asset....This month, I don't think so.

Kyle : Thta's Ms Christie. She teaches me IT. Is she teaching your class too?
Me : .....Kyle, we are in the same class.
Kyle : Oh..

Mun Kit : *referring to the traffic jam in front of MC* This is why I hate driving in PJ. Too many people.
Me : What are you going to do? Kill them?
Mun Kit : Get the guys to wear condoms and the girls can wear, urm, that one..Also got three letters wann..PVC!
Me : IUD la! *pointing to his car seat* This is PVC la uncle!

Mun Kit : I want a Japanese wife.
Me : Then, what about your girlfriend now?
Mun Kit :....I still want a Japanese wife.

While waiting for IT paper to start, Sze Yi and I were sitting together at a table with Sunny beside me and Momo opposite us. Then Sze Yi asked Sunny a question in Chinese;
Sunny : WHAT?! I can't hear. Too noisy!
Momo : *since he heard Sze Yi's question, he repeated it to Sunny*
Me : Eh, Momo is sitting across us and he can hear Sze Yi's question. You're standing next to me also cannot hear ah?!
Sunny : I heard the question...but I thought she was asking in English. So I was thinking how come English got these words eh?!

And then later when I was about to hop into Mun Kit's car, Momo reached over and helped me pop the troubled door behind the driver's seat. He had to push and I had to pull at the same time;
Momo : CT, pull!
Me : I'm pulling! Are you pushing?!
Momo : Yes. Pull harder!
Me : Pulling harder la ni!
Momo :...Oh wait, the door's locked.

Three years with them wei. What if I'll end up as retarded as they are..?!

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Currently, I am in the presence of a bickering couple.

Well, one half of the couple actually. The other half is somewhere halfway around the world. I think..

Their bickering is getting to me and I'm wondering how Jojo can sleep with this person screaming at her other half right beside Jojo. See, they started bickering at 9.30 p.m. and it was full on shouting by 9.45 p.m which got Jojo and I laughing because it was hilarious.I mean does the word "embarassing" mean nothing to her?! But yeah, we can actually deduce what's the cause just by pretending to watch TV and talking to each other. Oh trust me when I say that we were not trying to eavesdrop but even with the TV volume that high and us talking and laughing, I can still make out every single word that she said. 

But actually, them bickering kinda helped me because Jojo was asking about "my boyfriend". Yes, you may all start laughing now. I don't mind.

And when I told her I don't have any and she asked me why. I just looked at the other person and she understood.

Though that's not the real reason, is it?!

...is there any law against me accidentallyonpurpose throwing something that may knock some sense into her and render her temporarily unconscious?!

Because I'm sorely tempted to. 

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You know you're addicted to Facebook when you told your friend that you'll superpoke her on Facebook for annoying you.

Christine : *glaringatme* YOU!
Me : What?!
Christine : You introduced me to Facebook!
Me : And now you're addicted to it?! Told ya!
Christine : I spent four hours superpoking people and installing new applications! All your fault la!
Me : Eh hello, you yang takde self - restraint okay...

 You know she blamed me for getting her addicted to Facebook and then right before she left;

"Eh CT, don't forget to send me a Hatching Egg ah!"

Pfffttttttttt! 

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Hello, Hairspray is awesome! Go watch pleaseandthankyou.

Anyway, I'm officially done with my first sem as of 11.00 a.m. today.

Here's the thing, I think I'm gonna miss the retards in my class...

I am gonna miss gossiping with my gossip buddies, Sze Yi, Anne and Lai Mun.
(Prepare stories to exchange in January okay)

I am gonna miss Amrit's "Muaxxxx!"
(Save your kisses for next year. Haha)

And Kyle's "See-dee Are-fee-fah! It's like Queen Latifah but Malaysianised."
( Sorry we can't make it to your big 21st. We'll hold a belated 21st party for you in January okay?! Pinkypromise!"

Also Mun Kit's "CT kene tipu!" and "CT! Give me back my car keys!"
(You'd better take me out to eat your curry bread!)

And Xannie's(previously Sunny. I prefer his Chinese name..LOL) "CT, stop being so gullible!"
(Tell me when you're heading to Kampar...Gonna really miss scolding you. )

Then there's Wei Yhin's, "CT, talk slower please! I can't understand what you're trying to say!"
( Say hi to your brother please. LOL)

Or Mei Ling's, "Eh, what's your marks ah?"
( Someone's got a *cough* stalker *cough*)

And Christine's, "Eh, I superpoke you later ah!!!"
( You, me, our own talkshow. Nuff said.)

Pow Khim's bright yellow and black jacket that she said serves to keep us awake in lectures thanks to its amazingly bright colours.
( Beeeeeee!)

Not forgetting Momo's, "Good morning!" which comes with a special dance that he performs in public.
( Cutie! Haha)

Who knew a semester that started with misery and bitterness ended with so much fun and promises for the future...

Happy holidays you guys!
Much love!

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People have been asking me how I'm gonna spend my three months hols and I told them that I wanna learn how to cook.

Mun Kit : You don't know how to cook?! So easy!
(Eh hello, FYI I wanna learn how to make a complete meal. Fried rice and all the simple stuff I know how to cook la okay!)

My Bro : Masak lauk ke masak rumah?

My sis : Hangat - hangat tahi ayam jek tuh..

Underestimating me ye. Takpe takpe..

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Announcement.

I'm going back tooooddaaaayyyy!

Excited please.

And a bit sad.

My roomies have been a hell of a lot of fun.

Who else can come up with nicknames like TotFarZat and call our room the TotFarZat room and plan to make a big ass poster and paste it on the door?
Who else can stay up late with me to help me burn That 70s Show and Grey's?
Who else will wake me up in the middle of the night going "Tot, jangan la balik lagi..."?
Who else will come back in the middle of the night with A&W in tow?
Who else will come back hugging her new shoes and testing them out for my benefit, kononnyer..?
Who else will come back from class going, "Tot, Sheikh Muszaphar dapat pegi space! Gimme fiiivvvveeeeeeeeee!"
Who else will watch Dunia Anita just to torture me?

Sad thing is, by the time I get back, Farah will be done with her studies. And then off to Tokyo she'll be.
What'll happen to TotFarZat?!

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 It is rather disturbing when you tell your mum that,

"I think our family is retarded."

and rather than dispute your statement, she actually nods. 

Mama : *looking through my brother's binoculars* I can't see a thing! Here, look! I think his binos' screwed.
Me : *taking the binos from my mum* You looked through the wrong end!

ANYways, today, I cooked two dishes and nothing was burnt down.

To those who doubted me,

 HAH!

*evil laughter*

Faster congratulate me.

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Hello people. who wants to go watch The Bourne Ultimatum?

I've so far got the father interested but seeing that he doesn't like going to the cinema, we most probably will only settle with buying the DVD but I still wanna see the movie in the cinema though.

Anyone interested please tell me. I'm serious yo. (Anne, I blame you, entirely for my liking to say the word "Yo" now...)

Incidentally, does anyone know when the movie's coming out? The last time I came back I heard, on HBO, it was to be out on the 27th September then yesterday when I watched the trailer, it said the movie'll be out sometime in October.

Tell me wei and I'll adore you always!

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