::..sAYinG It oUT LOuD..::

I have discovered an ability of mine that upon revelation, I rather wished I hadn't known.

I can identify this particular guy no matter where he is, how far he is from me, or in whatever position he is in. As in, I can recognise him from metres away, bent at the waist, looking at his friend's book.

Last week, I went to Mid Valley and walked past this one shop and he walked out from the store room and he was, mind you, facing the other way and I could still recognise him!

Kinda scary when I think about it. I mean if he is my boyfriend, then another story la kan...*shakes head*

Anyhoo, on to not so scary things, Mr Chin from ICTC just gave me my NEW AND COMPLETELY ERROR - FREE STUDENT ID! Okay, everyone can jump for joy on my behalf now.

SRC had this Orientation thingy for the July intake students and the chance to see Alex in formal wear....*fans self* And then this Bee Bee had to dampen my mood by pointing out Nicholas whom she said looked cute yesterday but not today but upon seeing him in formal attire, said he looks handsome again. That girl, the mind, kinda senget a bit. Haha.

Other than that..Oh, I have been having these dreams and the "actors" are people I see everyday in class or at the campus. Prince Chubby was in my dreams two nights in a row. Michael was in my dream last night and he was supposedly the CEO of Armani's son and I was his assistant whose job was to book movie tickets for him and his girlfriend(ridiculous some more cannnnn?!) and then Mr F was in my dream last night but that was understandable la cause I was annoyed with him yesterday and I was dwelling on the whole incident.

I don't know la. It is either I am really stressed out or worried about my courseworks until I am dreaming these kinda ridiculous dreams or I just have got nothing more interesting to dream about, hence the guys decided, albeit subconsciously, to entertain me with their acting.

I am getting more and more ridiculous, eh?!

 

 

 

 Some time in the middle of Communicative English tutorial;

Kyle: *stage whispering* I saw CT's boyfriend yesterday..
Me: * whipping around* Where?
Yvonne: Reeeaaalllyyyy?! Where? Who?
Me: Ask Kyle la. Seems he knows what..
Kyle: How should I know la. It's not like he was wearing a nametag, "Hi, my name is....."
Me: True. But I don't have a boyfriend la Yvonne.
Kyle: Don't lie. I saw yesterday...Holding hands some more. *grins*

TWICE already my classmates have claimed they saw me with a guy! I don't know what virus is hitting them la weii.

Mr David: CT, in the Muslim community, is it okay for the husbands to become househusbands? Or they must be the breadwinners? Because I know that they are supposed to provide the nafkah zahir and batin right?
Me: Urm, based on the context we're talking about, they're supposed to provide nafkah zahir but they can be househusbands. No probs.
Mr David: Nafkah batin is a different thing right?
Me : *nods*
Kyle: *tapping my shoulder* Eh, what's nafkah batin?
Mr David: That's enough Kyle. I heard that..

Haha.  

 

Have to get this out of the way..

The Bourne Ultimatum is coming ouuutttttttttt! Now, who is up for some butt kicking action?! Tell me weiii!

[Note - to - self: Ask Geeta(because we both love the movie)to come along. And ask Sharon(because she loves Matt Damon) if she can come back just to watch the movie. Haha. Mengada...]

 

I just finished studying a chapter of IT.

 

Everybody clap please.

 Anyhoo, Sze Yi and I didn't pay attention to most part of GV's lecture because we were laughing at.......highlighters.

Yes people. You read right. Highlighters...

Imagine a flower with five petals, each petal is of different colour than the next one. And when you uncap the "petals", you will fiinnnnddddddd, highlighters! 

And guess who was holding it?!

 

Tan Soon Seng.

Yes, Anne. Your "hot" guy.

SO cute! Should have taken a picture of him holding the highlighter. 

 

These convos are why I think some of the guys in my class are bisexuals.

Sunny: *upon seeing Mun Kit in formal wear* Mun Kit is HOT today!

 

Me: *seeing Kelvin and Sunny going out of the classroom together* Eh, where are they going? Just the two of them some more...
Chee Kei : Kelvin finally made the first move..

 

Sunny : I am waiting for Kelvin.
Me: For what?!
Sunny : Wanna go back together.
Me: Sunny, what about Mun Kit? Don't do this to Mun Kit! You're cheating on him!

 

Me: *to Sunny and Mun Kit* Where are you guys going?
Sunny: MC. To bed. Together.

SEE, what did I say about hot guys?!

They are either taken or GAY!

Well, in our case, they are kinda, bi.... 

 

 

Ms Liew Kah Ling,

Since your Xanga is like super canggih that I have to be logged in to post on your tagboard, I have decided to join Xanga. Therefore, faster tell me that you'll love me in this lifetime and beyond.

So if you see a friend request from a sacred_raven, please do not think that it is some stalker out to get you. It is just me.

Please accept my friend request or I'll be getting a hacker and hack your account and post rubbish on your behalf.

Much love,

- Tot -

 

*huge ass grin*

 

"I have bling bling on my head!"

Haha. Courtesy of Ms Khoo Mei Ling.

All because Kyle started referring to his one ring as his bling. So, Mei Ling decided to boast also by showing us her heart shaped hair clip. It was the glittering kind so it can be categorised as her bling la kan?!

Joined PR7 for tutorial right after lecture and Mr David gave us three topics each and we were supposed to do impromptu speeches and one of my topics was, "If I were to be the leader of a new settlement.."

~ I'd ban ALL vegetables. Just because I don't like them.

Raymond : Then what do you eat?
Me: Anything other than vegetables la!

~ I'd choose my own neighbours. People who want to stay in MY settlement MUST go through a thorough interview. If they annoy me in aaaannnnnyyyyy way, I'd boot them out immediately! And, my dream neighbours would of course be WESTLIFE!!! (Yeah,  Mr David laughed okay! Ish.) Raymond asked, "Why not Harry Potter?" Since I told him I'm a HP fan but, "I'd rather take Tom Felton..." Haha.

~ I'd only allow them to plant bananas and apples. I know, in this climate, how to plant apples right?! BUT if I were to be a leader somewhere cooler, I'd definitely pester them to plant apples. And NO durians!

~ If Friends is still airing, I'd move the whole cast and crew to my settlement so that I'd get live show everysinglefriggin'day! But since they're not anymore, might get either the Grey's Anatomy people or ER or OTH. Still under consideration...

~ And I'd also implement dress codes. Guys will not be allowed to wear the low-slung hipsters, the one where you can see their Renomas and CKs and Godknowswhat else. And no bling blings like Nelly or Usher. No Grilling, no diamond braces...Cliched gile okay! Please la, the people in my settlement will be original. No cliches. No posers.

 

I am a very demanding leader kan?!

Haha.

  

I came back and saw that my room is cleaner than before. Fine, I don't mind that. Then I saw my area......neat.

It didn't bother me before but it's starting to.

I can't stand anyone touching my things mainly because I like clutter. Clutter means something to me. Without clutter, I feel....annoyed.

You see, when my stuffs are in clutters, it means that I have used them before. It means I've touched them and put them back...

Now, I'm kinda irritated with my roomie for rearranging my things into neat piles. It's weird.

Or maybe I am the one that's weird.

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I've got scratches on my left forearm. I will scratch YOU back, I SWEAR!

 

I know this is kinda like not nice but I just have to..

An acquaintance wrote this, MY junior no less.

" Ketam! (Crap!) "

Oh GOD, permission to laugh please.

Wei, you people stop embarassing us, your seniors please!

And JWBeh aka Big Beh,

You told Khai Lin I am in UTP?!

Adoi~!

Lucky thing I still love you dear. 

Haha. 

 

Westlife Feat. Cristian Castro - Free videos are just a click away

 

I think everyone who knows me knows that Flying Without Wings is my all time favourite Westlife song. If you don't know, please write a letter of apology to me by this Friday....and YOU call yourself my friend. Isk.

Anyhoo, I found this clip on Metacafe. Flying Without Wings by Westlife ft Cristian Castro.

Say WHO?!

Yeah, my reaction exactly.

Sooooo, I patiently waited for the video to finish downloading because I wanted to know la who is this Cristian Castro and why did he do a duet with *cough* MY boys kannnn....

After drinking two cups of coffee and finishing up my long ass Powerpoint, the video finally was ready.

MY verdict is that, this Cristian guy, can sing! I mean, he reeeaaallllyyy can sing! His voice is like super berlemak I am actually quite jealous (because I don't have a voice like that. Darn!)

Besides, him dueting with MY Mark(No, "Tot, he is GAY la!" please)laaaaaaaagi la best!

So, watch it if you guys wanna see how good he is. If you don't like him, shut up. If you don't like Westlife, shut up even more. If you don't like Mark, SHUT UP!

Thank you very much.

 

[Edit]

I can't embed the clip...So if you are interested or rajin or just plain bored and you wanna entertain me, click on the link..

 

"CT, Alex shaved off his hair!"

"NOOOOOO!!! His gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous hair!"

"Wei, I just realised his head is extremely shiny!"

And now whenever someone mentions Alex, all I can think about is a tall guy with a newly-polished-bowling-ball for a head...

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 "I can't wait for tomorrow's presentation. After that, I am FREEEE! And then on Thursday, I can laugh at you guys..."

"HAH! Tomorrow, we get to laugh at you FIRST!"

"Fine! Then, on Thursday, I'll laugh LOUDER!"

Please tell me I am not the only one who recognises that the craziness of the members of PR 5 is escalating...

I should make this known..

I swear if I see one more person posing with a peace sign and acting all cute in pictures, I'll personally go and smack them.

You have been warned.

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Ber, check your maaaaiiillllllllll!!!

Ahahaha, so proud!

Eh, I forgot to tell you people that according to my mum that according to the Islamic calendar, my birthday was two days ago.

Okay, sing with me people!

 

~ Happy Belated Birthday toooooooooo Tot! ~

*claps*

This is dedicated to Lingy (plus, this is also because I still can't post to your chatboard. WHHHYYY?!)

Congrats!

Haha. Now can sleep well already right?! Remember my request 3 years ago okay?! Bring back a cute guy for me. Preferable if he looks like Mark.

All the best!

*HUGEGIANTBEARHUGS*

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And to you (I think you know who you are),

I sank a couple of friendships too. But it was ages ago.

I used to think that they are precious, but I was wrong.

If you let them slip away, there must be something wrong with it in the first place. So, don't be sad okay?

You'll learn to let it go...someday.

Mama: *to my granduncle*Pak Su, Kak Ngah is staying in PJ tau.
Tok Su: Laaa, cheq kahwin dengan siapa?!

Wei, sayang gila my Tok Su!

 This is the man who promised me 5kg of meat if I get 5As for my UPSR. The man who bought me my first doll which I named Mary Anne. The man who would stand in the middle of his house's 1st floor foyer banging a ladle against a huge penutup kawah to wake my sibs and I and my uncle for breakfast and also the man who makes the meanest coffee ever found on earth! Seriously, nobody can lawan his coffee.

Updates for the sister's benefit. Tok Su Odah is teaching something somewhere. Mak Long Liza will start working for Maybank in Bangsar next week. Pak Long Razlan is still happy with Citibank. Pak Ngah Rizal, Mak Ngah Suraya and their sons, god knows (Tok Su said they came back to Ampang a couple of weeks ago...) and Pak Su Razmel declared his independence.

Mama: Razmel dekat mane sekarang?
Tok Su : He's in Bangi. He declared his independence already.

Seriously, everybody laughed weiii! I just can't imagine your beloved Pak Su declared his independence. I still can't shake off his mummy's boy image.

After that, straight to Gombak for the wedding and I found out that MY UNCLE IS SHOOORRRTTTT!

Yeah, I told my mum that and my mum told his wife. Tsk.

But seriously la kan, imagine this. I am about 1.6m and I was wearing my flats, mind you. And he only came up to my eyes. So much fun laughing at him just now...And to think he has a four year old son. *shakes head*

Anyhoo, the bride and groom looked unbelievably radiant. My aunt was gorgeous! And she recognised me! Haha. A big deal for someone who always gets mistaken as the eldest daughter...

Met a lot of people I didn't recognise but they recognised me. Flattering gila! One auntie even pointed out that I am getting darker (Yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious. Facial treatments when I get back!)

All in all, it was a fun day. If I didn't go today, the next time I see them might be in 2020...itu pun kalau panjang umur. 

Oh yeah, announcement. The official colour for my wedding will be purple okay? I'll give you guys like three months notice before I get married...Haha. 

 

 

Me : It's hot in here. I'm hot....I'm sizzling.

*big big big big laugh courtesy of Anne*

Haha.

I think I really did my knee in this time around.

How weiii?!

I don't want to be a 19 year old with a bad knee. Later I can't run, how?!

Blergh~!

Anyhoo, I have JoJo's How To Touch A Girl in my head. Last night, it was Daniel Powter's Bad Day.

I blame people..

And before I forget, to all MGSIans who are reading this, Puteri Amira is flying off to Indonesia this Friday and she sent her regards to everybody who still remember her (Her words, not mine..)

Dearest Berlina Doyou,

I was kinda bored and I didn't want to start reading The Bourne Identity because then I won't be able to put it down, so I started reading the mails you sent to me. So now, here I am in my room with my roommate staring at me like I am some escaped lunatic from Hospital Bahagia, because I am laughing madly at your emails. Wei, I didn't know you are THAT funny! No la, not an insult. And yes, YOU love me. Don't deny it!

Wei woman! Make your reply this time around looonnngggggg because the mails are getting shorter. Besides, you are on your hols right? Instead of just goyang kaki, why don't you tell more stories to me right?! Besides, I wanna know stories from Penang and Ipoh...

And also:

~ Do you, in your effort to stay fit(you're fit la with all the running and sprinting you do in Penang...), still jog when you're home? What about badminton? Care to have a friendly match when I get back? I can whoop your gorgeous behind anytime weiiiii! Haha.

~ Still keeping in touch with Marvin Chong? God I actually miss your stories about him..How is he doing yeah?! And btw, he doesn't look as good as he did in high school. So yeah, you gained babes.

~ Taylor Hicks. HAH! I told you Elliott Yamin will kick his ass anytime! Now look whose song's getting more airplay? You don't deny la, my instincts always right. *snort*.

~ You owe me dinner btw. Remember?! World Cup 2006? I said Brazil will go down and Germany will kick ass?! Haha. Start saving mney babes.

~ Cute guys. Do I need to say more?!

 

Get back to me soon.

 

LOVE YOU MUCH!

-tot-

P/S: Yeah, I know I should write these things in my email..but by the time you reply, I'd forget them. Haha. At least this way, you can answer them in your email. Make it looonnngggeeerrrrr! LOL.

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Me : Finals' schedule came out already. Now baru semangat wanna study!
Lai Mun : Yeah!

We are just wired that way...

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Anyways, Michael is in my dreams every single night since last Saturday!

It is SO not funny anymore! Particularly when I had to be at the office to see Ms Pauline and he was there, smiling at me. Like he knew about the dreams. Like he planned the whole thing...

I wish the guy who was carrying the huge amp the other day would bump into him again..

"How do you know if a guy is flirting with you?"

"Urm...I have no idea."

Haha. You got the wrong person babes.

You know what is in my head right now?

That song that can be found on Khael's blog. I forgot the name and I am very much the lazy to go and check out the name. So, thanks wei! No, really!

Okay, now for the important point of this whole rubbish. I have been wanting to blog about it in the past but totally forgot about it until Sunny's group did a feature of it in their magazine, but still I forgot about it. And then, thank God for May Yee and co for presenting about it this morning..

People, I wanna go to Macchu Picchu!

There, my big announcement. Haha.

But on a serious note, yeah, I wanna go there. Preferably with people I love (A'doh!) for example, my family or friends or maybe my Spaniard who speaks with an Irish accent *grins*... But when you think about it, I can always bring someone I don't like and push him/her off the hilly terrains and VOILA(!), "It was an accident! *sob*". LOL.

Or with someone who knows about the historical side of the place. On one condition though, the person must not spew information on everyfriggin'thing la kan. Or we might have another accident....

But to get there, I need a lot of money. So, here is my plan. After graduating, I will find a job that pays well. Mrs Tan said entry level officers in the field of Corporate Comm aka PR gets paid at least RM50 per hour. She also said that most of the time, we have to get in early and stay over late. As in get in at 8 a.m. and stay until 3 a.m. the next day or maybe just stay over at the office. So can you imagine how much I will make provided I work that long for say two years, maybe?! Okay, you do the math, I malas.

And then, Mrs Tan also said that if I am very creative and productive and bring in a lot of money into the firm (She didn't actually say that but along the same lines...)I will be promoted. And if I am realllllyyyyy good, I will rise up the ranks even faster and maybe head my own department, one day which is equivalent to more money.

After that, I might still not have enough money to go to Macchu Picchu but I might have enough money to open my own firm and can boss people around a bit. Provided my firm kicks ass, I will have even more money in my hands and after the usual buy my parents new homes and new cars, send them off to wherevertheywannago, buy stuff for the siblings and their families (hint, hint) I WILL FINALLY GO TO MACCHU PICCHU!!!!

So, any takers?!

[Note: Should this scenario never happen in the future, please disregard this entry. Haha]

 

Initially, I wanted to post this story up tomorrow but I think this story deserves TOP priority for the time being...

So today, Lai Mun, Anne and I went off to Mid Valley to check out handbags on sale (!), gorgeous ones at that too, and also to just hang out. After seeing Lai Mun off with her NS friends, Anne and I went to lunch and then decided to just loiter and waste time la basically while waiting for Lai Mun to wrap up her gathering.

So, there we were, lepak-ing on a bench and while I was telling Anne a story, I realised she was not really listening to me and instead was looking past me. So I turned behind and saw this hot Malay guy looking at her discreetly and then smiled at her. I looked back at Anne and, "That guy works in the Radioactive shop!"

Naturally la after that, I just had to tell Lai Mun the story and we just had to go and buy something at Radioactive. After much peeking and all, Lai Mun finally got a glimpse of the guy and she also said the guy's not bad looking. Or did she say "hot"?!

And then the usual teasings came about. Lai Mun and I were and still are convinced that the guy likes Anne. Anne explained that the guy doesn't like her and was actually checking me out, which SO doesn't make sense! I mean, he wants to check me out but he smiled at Anne. Yeah, great way to get my attention...Besides, when he smiled, he was TOTALLY NOT looking at me.

But even if the guy doesn't like her, Anne should be very much flattered because the guy actually recognised her, two days after she went to the shop. Now, tell me how many salespeople recognises their non - regular customers?!

So, shut up Anne. We know he likes you.

Haha.

Anne: *referring to this group of Malay guys* CT! That guy was checking you out wei!
Me : No la. I'm walking with Lai Mun, he was checking her out.
Lai Mun : No la. He was looking at Anne...

Oh what modest people we are.

And by the way girls, I think they were "checking" us out because like Lai Mun said, "We are the walking advertisement for Merdeka!"

LOL.

 

 

Mei Ling : Where are my Ethics?!
Me : *bewildered* "Where are YOUR ethics?!"
Mei Ling : Yeahhh! My "Ethics" notes!

*doublesmacksmyandherforeheads* 

Anyways, my merajuk-with-Sunny session two weeks ago actually worked! He learnt his mistake and have been asking me to join the rest if they're going somewhere..Haha. Yeah, but downside is that now, he also very the clever sulk with me already la. Kinda like payback like that...Tsk.

Sunny : CT, where are you going?!
Me : Dating.
Sunny : Okay, lets go together.

LOL. 

Here is today's entry:

1) If you are not my friend, don't flatter me. Rimas please. You don't know me, so don't you dare call me with cutesy names *puke* or flatter me in any way.

2) To Clay. After a year of abscence, thanks for dropping into my life unannounced and messing with my head again.

3) I'll be getting four free lollypops from Mei Ling, Christine, Lai Mun (I know you're reading, so don't try to run away...Haha) and Sze Yi because their midterm marks are higher than mine. Must thank Mun Kit for this brilliant idea of getting the people with higher marks than me to buy me a lolly each. Which means I have to buy one for Mun Kit. Haha.

4) I find you rude and until either you change your attitude or I find a way to deal with your rudeness, I'll stay out of your way and vice versa. Awesome arrangement right?!

5) I've studied six chapters of IT. I dare you to ask me anything about IT and I will award you with blank stares.

6) Either MC has bad plumbing system or Wany doesn't know the meaning of "water conservation". Everytime after she gets out of the shower, I swear I can drown guinea pigs in there..

7) Facebook is addictive! 

Okay, done.

Thanks for your time.

 

To - do list:

1) Studddddddddyyyyyyyyy!
2) Email Fang before the woman explodes.
3) Copy Clay's SMS where he mentioned he WILL treat me to lunch the minute he gets his 2nd paycheck. (Yeah, must have proof, just in case...)
4) Bring rolled up papers or newspaper to attack Mun Kit everytsingletime he lies to me.
5) Get that GORGEOUS handbag I saw in Mid Valley.