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sacred_raven

new word from my unc..

mat samprit(given in conjunction of raya)=motor racers aka mat rempit..

n then i read reader's digest..n a german dj came up wit this idea to come up wit nouns to identify the ppl arnd us..oh yeah, n the alternative nouns are in blue..

anecdultery = the moment when u r halway thru telling sumone a story - actin in the noe n exaggerating like crazy - when u realise it ws their story in the 1st place (communitake, theminiscing)

binfidel = a person who sneaks his rubbish into yer bin once it's been put out on the kerb, so there's nvr any space 4 yer laz 4gotten bag(binfilltrator,coup d'etatrash)

boastbuster = a person hu, when asked 2 guess how cheaply u bought sumthing or the size of yer pay rise at work,always picks a figure so extreme dat yr story falls completely flat (anecdope, pestimator)

buckstop = the space left between the person using an ATM and the 1st person in the queue behind them (PINcushion, dough man's land)

cosmetic perjury = the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed their hair,face or body in a failed attempt to improve their appearance (fake - lift, undiscretion)

edgehog = a train or bus passenger who hogs the aisle seat so u hv tp climb ova them to get to a vacant spot (yobstacle, AisleBeRightMate)

eyesberg = the icy look a teenage boy gives his mother when he wants her to stop talking to his gf (off-peek, frigidglare)

hope - couture = the item of clothing u keep 4 yrs in the vain hope u might fit back into it someday (wishfits,martin - luthers;as in "i hv a dream...")

lovestuck = the moment on a 1st dt when both ppl want to make a move but r scared of getting a knockback and as a result nthg happens (pre-sensual tension, ankissipation)

flaparazzi = someone who is always in the background of a live news report,waving stupidly at the camera (telepathetic,vextra, eyejacker)

knack - nickers = sumone who can't leave a hotel room w/out taking ery tea bag, suga sachet, complimentary shampoo etc (artful lodger, kleptomarriott)

tearerist = a perosn in the cinema who seems to take ages to unwrap their sweets or open their chips then eats them one by one, oblivious to the noise (tornmenter,weapon of multiplex destruction)

piece de resistance = the laz bi of food left on a plate bcoz eryone wants to be polite (gluttanot, remorsel)

moanotone = the faltering voice u use when u ring work to tell them u're sick ( ARGGGHcent, phlegmbellishment)

shinterjection = at a dinner party, the sharp kick made unda the table u give yer partner to indicate dat wuteva it is they're  saying, they muz stop saying it rite now (shin dig,toed rage)

tortune = a catchy yet awful song(think "touch my bum" by those idiot twins from god noes where) dat u juz can't get out of yer head, even afta hearing it played juz once ( ABBAration)

suffermore = a person who is always sicker or worse off than u. if u say u're a bit tired, they're exhausted.if u r snowed unda, they tell u 2 try it wit 6 kids.and when sumone runs up the back of yer car, it's nthg compared to the accident they had in the summer of 1984 (hurtuoso,sickophant)

veriflycation= dat involuntary movement of checking the fly made by all men as they re-enter a public placeafta leaving the bathroom (heflex action)

so there!...the next time u c sumon1 waving stepidly at the camera during a live news feed..u can prudly say.."hey,there goes a flapparazzi!!"..