ej's mum came to school this morning to gave us a talk on sumthing( i wasn't rily paying attention..i was walking all ova the place)..but there was a session when she held up an apple n asked us wut it was n sumone "cleverly" answered "..apple.."..
dr ruby: u c..i made up acronyms using the word apple..well, actually using the phrase cut an apple..the letter c is for caring..the letter u is for understanding and yadayadayada..
n then she asked us y did she use an apple n not the king of fruits, durian..she asked a few students to answer but they cudn't..so, tsuey n i started making our own conclusions..
tsuey: y eh?!
me: mebbe it's bcoz u can't form positive acronyms using the letters in durian?!..
tsuey: wut d'ya mean?
me: like..the letter d stands for dumbo..n dungu
tsuey: dun forget doink..n the letter n stands 4 nitwit..the letter a can osso be used for asshole..
me: clever!..i hv taught u well!..ooohhh n the letter t can osso stand for troll...
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at the school porch...
girl 1: i'm sooooo sorry...i din noe!..
girl 2: it's ok...i dun mind..
girl 1: no!..u shud hate me!..if had known, i wud hv backed off!
girl 2:..no, it's okay..no hard feelings..i dun hate u..
girl 1: i feel sooo terrible..
meanwhile, a nice bmw passes by..
girl 2: hey!..nice car!
girl 1: i'm...yeah!..shiny!...(a few secs later)...HANG THE CAR!..I'M TRYING TO APOLOGISE HERE!...
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in my school, there's this particular gal hu is quite popular among the seniors..juz bcoz she likes to tag along..n disturb us..let's call her wc
so, today while we were hanging out in the library..surfing the net..she came, took a chair n sat behind us
hanna: open my friendster!
wc: open mine osso..
we ignored her..
wc: (to ej)..can i borrow yer tie?..i wanna try wearing a tie
n so, she spent almoz 15 mins trying to tie her "new tie"
me: wut if i go stand rite next to her n pretended like i've to attend a comm meeting n tie my tie..
ime: (grinning) let's!
so, i walked up n stood beside her..
me: (while tying my tie)guys, i've to attend a meeting..
ej: wut meeting?!
wc was stealing glances n copying ery move i was making while i was tying my tie..
me: comm meeting..
azie: (finally noticing wut i ws doing)..ct, u r goin too fast..
me: my tie's not perfect!..i've to do it again!..
so, i untied it..n i cud still feel wc's eyes on me..n then, i retied the tie slowly this time..
but she cudn't keep up wit me...so, by the time i finshed tying my tie..she was still struggling wit hers..
wc: i can't tie it!..how did u do it?!
me: figure it out yerself..
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lately, we, the senior prefs' hv been chased afta by junior prefs' hu are assigned to get our signatures for the signature hunt..
f1 gal: can i hv yer signature?!
me: (afta taking off my nametag n my badge)..wut's my name?
f1 gal: i dunno!
me: how can u not noe my name n ask 4 my signature?
f1 gal: actually, the signature hunt is for us to get to noe u...so, u hv to tell me yer name..
me: still, even if u din noe my name..u cud hv asked me politely.."xcuse me,wut's yer name?..can i hv yer signature plz?"..i wud hv given it to u w/out a fuss..
azie: how can u not noe hu she is?!..u noe yoke mun..
f1 gal: i knew yoke mun bcoz i hv heard of ppl talking bout her in front of me..
me: ic..hu r the 2 dep head prefs?!
f1 gal: i dunno..
me: ic...find out their names for me..
she cam ebc a few mins later..
f1 gal: (to me) i noe hu u r!..u r ct 'afiHA..
me: xcuse me?!..
f1 gal: u r ct 'afiHA..
me: r u sho?!..
f1 gal: (points excitedly to the paper)...yes yes!..it's written on this paper!..ct 'afi..oohh...ct 'afifah..
azie: wut's her post?!
f1 gal: dep head..
azie: hu's the otha dep head?
f1 gal: dunno..
azie: it's hsiao leng u doink!..her name's rite under ct's name!
me: b4 i sign..y do u wanna be a pref in the 1st place?
f1 gal: (excitedly) oh, bcoz i was a prefect when i was younger..n it is my dream to become a prefect..
me:..yer wert?
f1 gal: my dream..
me: so, u hv achieved yer "dream" of becoming a prefect now..wut next?!
f1 gal:..wut next?..dunno..
me: so, u hv basically no dreams left to pursue?!
f1 gal: no..
n then, while i was waiting for my mum at the bus stop, i saw da'ana, the 05/06 head pref...
me: da'ana!...u SO hv to teach the junior prefs, Senior Prefects' 101!give them a chart and ask them to memorise our names or SUMTHING!
mia: yep yep!
da'ana: *grins*..they dun noe u ppl?!
i mean, HOW SAD CAN U GET?!...ptsk...
stewpid kiddos!
let this be a lesson to u yuppies!
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